son of man // phil collins
though there’s no one there to guide you
no one to take your hand
but with faith and understanding
you will journey from boy to man
Bill Nye the Science Guy designed an improved version of ballet shoes after noticing the bloody feet of en pointe dancers. Source
the savage unicorn of the mountains …
The Red Pirate of the Shadows?….
The black sorceress of the forest :DDDD
"The Dark Beast of the Shadows"
THE CURSED GOBLIN OF THE NIGHT
The Treacherous Pirate of the Seas. Couldn’t have been more perfect!
The Black Queen of the Eastern Seas tho :D
do i really have to name myself the ugly troll of the forest??
The Green Assassin of the forest
The White Cyclops of the Mountains
The Red Vampire of the East
The Savage Guardian of the Seas. Perfect.
the Wicked Fairy Of The Night, Fear me.
While taking put the trash at work, I kicked this little bag of pennies. Obviously, since I’m poor, a grabbed them and threw them in my pocket before going on with the rest of my shift.
Close to the end of my shift, I remembered this bag of pennies, so I took it out and counted it out. 7 cents.
My coworker came up and started talking to me while I was doing this, so we chatted, the entire time, this tiny bag of pennies in my hand.
Meanwhile, one of my managers sees me and my coworker talking over this bag, immediately thinks that it’s drugs, yells, and grabs both of us and drags us to the back room.
So, we’re sitting there, me clutching this bag of pennies in my fist, while my manager gets my GM on the phone, yelling about how we were “trading drugs during our shift” and “endangering ourselves and other in the workplace.”
Within 10 minutes, my GM was there, papers in hand to terminate our employment, talking about how they should call the cops. I started crying, cause they wouldn’t let me get a word in edge-wise, my coworker was actually texting his dad the entire time, trying to get them to come fight for him.
It wasn’t until the GM asked what drug they were that they finally let me talk.
So, while I was sobbing, I opened my hand and dropped the bag in my manager’s hand.
And he bursts out laughing.
Within seconds I had explained everything, the pennies, the situation, everything.
I almost got fired and arrested over 7 pennies.
How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?
Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.
I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29
I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.
I have a feeling he got hired because they realised they wouldn’t have to pay him.
JUST FUCKING LISTEN.
THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT
reblog so others can hear it!
Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.
*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*
[A collection of teacups and matching saucers with a shared peacock motif. The bird’s head, neck and body form the handle; the tailfeathers are painted on the sides of the cup and then fan out behind, peeling away from the cylinder of the cup petal-like. The handles of the spoons look like a single feather.]
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Female BAMFs Throughout History
I am really, really angry that the majority of these women don’t even get their name attached to their accomplishments.
OK I’m just going to fix it because I can’t stand this.
The first woman is Ching Shih who took over her pirate husband’s role after his death in 1807
The next three women, Nancy Wake, Lyudmila Pavlichenko, and Rukhsana Kauser are already named.
Heres the website for the Gublabi Gang.
If you want to talk about how strong women are how about you include their fucking names
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